Dan's a Loser
Hello World,
Today I am struggling with a dilema, what to do with my life. I am still so overwhelmed with the real world and all. I mean I was never really taken care of by my family, like I had a silver spoon, or something, but I still have yet to join the adult world.
Currently I am still a student, yet I am married, with a kid, and I recently turned 30. Ugh. I don't want to get a real job, besides I have no real skills. Unless of course you call doodling, and turning any innocous phrase into what could be construed as sexual harrasment a talent, then I'm your man.
So if you have any suggestions, fire away!
Today I am struggling with a dilema, what to do with my life. I am still so overwhelmed with the real world and all. I mean I was never really taken care of by my family, like I had a silver spoon, or something, but I still have yet to join the adult world.
Currently I am still a student, yet I am married, with a kid, and I recently turned 30. Ugh. I don't want to get a real job, besides I have no real skills. Unless of course you call doodling, and turning any innocous phrase into what could be construed as sexual harrasment a talent, then I'm your man.
So if you have any suggestions, fire away!
posted by DantasticBang at 1:56 PM
1 Comments:
Dan is a pyrotechnician. Is that the correct terminology? Anyway, he makes fire do cool stuff. I think that is awesome. I would love it if pyrotechs were like butlers. If I were rich I'd have one! I'd have a big gala event at my house one night and make a grand entrance into a room with a huge puff of red smoke and sparks coming from behind my head, "Would anyone like some more pinot noir?"
Totally.
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